Top Ten Signs your Employer Has Changed to a Cheaper Health Plan

10: Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9: Directions to your Doctor's office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

8: The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7: The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

6: The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day.”

5: Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4: “The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,” is not a typographical error.

3: The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”

2: Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

And the number one sign your employer has joined a very cheap health plan:

1: You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

From Grandma Lissa…

Josh Poulson

Posted Friday, Aug 19 2005 03:26 PM

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